need a full body massage a margarita 400mg of ibuprofen a plate of brownies at least an hour in a jacuzzi and 20,000 dollars cash
the secret to life is to always use more spinach and less rice than you think you’ll need
the second secret to life is that fresh air warm sun and a cup of tea will make your problems small enough to start handling
the third secret to life is that violence sometimes really is the answer
1993 / 2022
Dr. ELLIE SATTLER, Dr. ALAN GRANT, Dr. IAN MALCOLM
They’re all hotter?
They’re all hotter.
They ARE all hotter
*listens to an album for the first time and enters a new era in my life*
This gives me chills. The fact that something so simple can be such a poignant placemarker in life. The fact that this first listen will tuck itself away in your memory and that the 87th listen will draw memories out of that safe place your brain is keeping especially for that album. What a gorgeous little treasure to share only between you and your younger self.
…that was some real shit you just said
It really was
Just realized I'm never at a 0 on a fatigue scale, at my best I'm at like.. a 1-3?
I always feel like.. kinda dozey? (Like when you get yawny but not really tired) and my legs and arms feel kinda like how they might feel after a workout or smth.
Wack how people just don't feel at least a little tired.
shadow, ai am begging you to tell me right now that being fatigued at all time is typical. please. because ai am always at least a two.
I hate to be the one to inform you /lh
Most people are at a 0
Reblob for anyone who might need this.
4 is a good day for me. 5 or 6 is my normal.
This may seem like a meme, but it is real. It's formatted like this to get people's attention and be memorable, in the hopes that maybe it saves some lives.
it’s always “poor little meow meow” or “evil bastard” or “I could make him worse” what about men who are normal 🙄what about men who pay taxes and are well adjusted individuals and not at all insane
don’t know if I can defend myself here
If I had a nickel for every disappointing movie I watched this weekend that featured a blood eagle execution, I would have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot but weird that it happened twice.
At the Anon who sent me the heads up: thank you! Not posting the ask because it might trigger some friends of mine, but I appreciate you letting me know!
